We have no time to stall or protocol to hem us in

The people sitting behind me at my coffee shop are attempting to pick a ring tone for their phone. Which means, of course, that they feel the need to go through all of the pre-programed ringtones, then go on the internet and pull up some more. If Minnesota can pass a statewide smoking ban, you'd think they'd also be able to pass a statewide ban on going through ringtones in public. I'm assuming that me hurling a large blunt object at their faces poses a much worse risk to their health than secondhand smoke.